The Ruben ETF
One index. One holding. It's $RUBEN. We removed diversification to reduce confusion.
Concentrate →$RUBEN is a commission-free, asset-free, upside-optional token on the Robinhood chain. Backed by conviction. And nothing else.
Trading involves risk. So does not trading. So does Ruben. You will be fine, probably.
Sophisticated financial products, engineered by a man in the woods. Choose the one that best matches your tolerance for disappointment.
One index. One holding. It's $RUBEN. We removed diversification to reduce confusion.
Concentrate →We don't have one. But you can trade it, leveraged, with money you also don't have.
Go long on nothing →Calls, puts, and the growing realization that $RUBEN was your only real option.
Exercise poor judgment →Open an account today. Contribute regularly. Retire at a date to be determined by Ruben.
Plan optimistically →Connect a wallet and deposit. The money is now gone. This is normal and part of the process.
Browse our entire catalogue and select $RUBEN. It is the catalogue. There is nothing else to pick.
Selling requires a future to sell into. Ruben has not arranged one. So we hold. Together. Forever.
"It is, technically, a token."
The Financial Crimes"We were shown a green line. It went up, briefly, and then it did not."
CNBS Markets Desk"No comment. Also, please stop emailing Ruben."
Bloombito Wire$RUBEN trades on the Robinhood chain. Three steps stand between you and financial ambiguity.
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Not live yet. Neither is Ruben. This placeholder becomes the real address at launch. Verify it everywhere before buying, because Ruben cannot help you and would not know how.
No alpha. No signals. No idea what we're doing. Just a warm group of people holding the same thing and hoping.